chutzpah's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Homosexual Rap]

I feel bad for gay people.

Where do you get your inspiration? I feel sorry for those bands but hey 10 for originality. I don't know why... I just feel bad for you and your mental disorder.

[a song [headphones] demo]

I'm no Dr. in Musicolgy, but...

Why do you ask? Personally I say if you ask the answers no. If you do continue this i recommend going to this site and DLing all the drum samples http://hem.passagen.se/lej97/kalava/

The reason is because those drum samples are fuckin weak. Probably FL presets (hell the drum beats weak too but thats another story). You need bass and possibly some more harmony. Moreso bass but you could us a little both. Change it up to, let it flow into something new.

I don't know why I bothered reviewing this... and I don't know why you would post this, its kinda a waste of everyones time but you wanted help and thats all I can do.

Please do us all a favor and post your FINAL versions of songs... and make sure they don't suck.

dj-young2542 responds:

well thank you for this and i am used to get mostly negative things because how i still do or so with the songs they are never good enough so thats why they get 2 or less

[we always stand out]

them rhymes weren't fat the first time i heard em

The beats good but shit FL presets and audio makes my ears bleed...
Overall it sounded good though so props brother 4/5.

ajaystyles responds:

ok i didnt get wat u just sed and it took me ages ive only got da demo of fruity loops

[O Fortuna]

Shows talent

Again... you need new drum samples but I've been doing FL with the same sounds for a while now. Bert-the-doodle said it perfect, you should take that into consideration.
You have some kind of strange talent that I wish I had. If you put a lot more effort into your songs you would come out with some badass music.

[Green Danger]

nice intro 8)

I highly suggest downloading some drum samples if you plan on making more techno. The Drill loop is so old to me, but despite this song is really cool. The intro got me right away... but as the song progressed it was kind of dissapointing. Definitely a good flash song though.

[Freestyle Beat (Spit On Dis)]

Tight

That toms annoying in some case and it lacks a good chorus. I know... its a "freestyle beat" but still it shouldn't be. Otherwise its a badass song, I mean you actually impressed me with hip hop.

+Lyrics... +Chorus... = way better.

BotonyProduktions responds:

Thank you Chutzpah. I made this beat for someone else, whoever wanted to, to spit something down on this track. I'm just trying to give back to all of my loyal fans.

[Jordan Rudes???]

I creamed.

That was pretty badass.

WuSchell responds:

don't miss the towell... and my next songs

[Kingbastard [ boxclever ]]

Dammit

I started writing a new song yesterday. Been working on it now all day since, and I was all psyched about it untill I discovered your music. FUCK YOU FOR MAKING SUCH A BADASS SONG.

BTW that IS the closest to all 10s I've ever given a song on NG. Asshole.

Kingbastard responds:

Thanks very much, ASSHOLE!

[Kingbastard [ parenthesis ]]

Awesome.

I think thats the closest to all 10s i've ever given a song on NG. You rock.

Kingbastard responds:

ROck n ROll!
cheers for the review.

[Beyond This Life]

Badass

XwaynecoltX sucks don't listen to that trash... this is one of my ALLTIME favorite songs. Sure maybe I'm biased, I admit it, but a room full of fans seems to concur.
Good work BK.